NaNo Twitter Tips

Here’s a li’l something for those insane souls who have taken up the NaNoWriMo challenge. It’s a collection of famous authors’ Tweets re: your unwieldy undertaking. Some of their tips will surely help you with your writing, the others will simply kill a couple seconds. Either way, they’ll prove a temporarily distraction from your writer’s block.

@C_Bushnell #NaNoWriMo tip: Use SpiceGirls speak.Instead of “Whaddya want?” say “Tell me what you want,what you really really want” +8 words!

@Steph_Meyer #NaNoWriMo tip: @C_Bushnell: I have one, too!!! Use “oh my god” instead of OMG. +2 words!!!

@JRR_Tolkien #NaNoWriMo tip: My favorite word count cheat? Write a poem in Elvish, then, in the next paragraph, translate it in2 English.

@JimCarroll #NaNoWriMo tip: It’s not easy to stay awake and writing for 30 days straight. I recommend crystal meth and frappuccinos.

@AnneFrank #NaNoWriMo tip: Avoid distractions! When I wrote my book, I locked myself in the attic & refused to let any1 in.

@JK_GrrRowling #NaNoWriMo tip: Pacing 1self is 4 muggles. Finish all 50k words by the 15th, leaving plenty o time for sequels & lawsuits.

@Maya_Angelou #NaNoWriMo tip: In ‘Aliens from Planet Zyx’ I had a character recite the 1st act of Hamlet on a dare. Hella word count bump

@MiracleWorker #NaNoWriMo tip: Deaf characters r great. They force other characters 2 constantly repeat themselves, thereby adding words

@TheRealMelville #NaNoWriMo tip: Give a character a peg leg. You’d be surprised how many extra words U can get from sound effects alone!

@$tephenKing #NaNoWriMo tip: The number 1 tip for increasing word count? “Adverbs,” he said slowly, succinctly, solemnly.
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